Boys Are Stupid

Boys Are Stupid drink recipe:

• 2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
• 2 oz Vodka
• 2 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
• 2 oz Kahlua

Double Trouble

Remember that TV show from the 80’s Double Trouble?  Yeah, that has absolutely nothing to do with this drink, just showing my age…

Double Trouble drink recipe: “You’ll be feelin’ single and seein’ double after a couple of these!” ~ Menu Description … I don’t have the exact recipe, just going off what was on the menu:

• Start with their Pina Colada recipe and then add…
• Banana Liqueur
• Dark Rum
• 151 Rum (that’s the double trouble part)

Drink Tip: Mix up one of these and then do a YouTube search for Double Trouble.. c’mon you remember… the twin sisters…

Shot Of Respect

Shot Of Respect

• 1 part Tequila
• 1 part 151 Rum
• Dash ‘o Tabasco

420 Cocktail

420 Cocktail – Happy 420 Day! … what’s that you say, you don’t have a medical marijuana prescription and would never think about breaking a law that is there for no other reason than to protect your health and safety?  Well, here’s a much safer, healthier, and legal solution for you … a big ‘ol glass of alcohol…

420 Cocktail:

• 1/2 oz Bacardi 151
• 1/2 oz Apple Pucker
• 1/2 oz Jägermeister
• 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
• 1 oz cranberry juice
• 1 oz orange juice
• 1 oz pineapple juice
• splash of sweet & sour mix
• fill-er-up with 7-UP (or Sprite)

Drink Tip: Is this drink good? Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

Death From Above

Death From Above: Yes, death from above is right… death that rains down fire and glass shrapnel from above!  OK, so maybe this is my fault… we’ve all learned back in 3rd grade science class that mixing hot and cold can have a violent reaction… but I was following the instruction in “the book”… I’m a very trusting kind of guy!

Death From Above:

• 1 oz bacardi 151 rum (yes, you read that right…1 oz)
• 1 oz gin
• 3 oz cola

Drink Tip: The instructions I had said to freeze the glass so it’s nice and cold.  Pour in the rum and gin, light it on fire and then our in the Coke…  I did all that, lit it on fire, poured in the cola (Dr. Pepper) and then *ka-pow* … so my tip… if ya wanna play with fire, don’t freeze the glass…

Mad Cow

Mad Cow – Not sure if mad cow disease is contagious but a couple of these shots and you’ll have enough alcohol in you to fight off any infection!  Had a great night catching up with some friends who joined me for today’s drink… plus a few extra…

Mad Cow:

• 1 part coffee Liqueur
• 1 part cream
• 1 part Bacardi 151

Drink Tip: Tasty shot with a good kick… Chill in a shaker with ice, strain into a shot glass and enjoy!

Alamo Cocktail

Alamo Cocktail – Those guys at the Alamo got off easy compared to what I’m doing right now… sure there were only 189 of them against 2,000 Mexicans and they all got slaughtered but hey, at least they were out in the fresh air and only had to die one death!  I’m sitting in the house experiencing an excruciating death with every sip of this drink that I take!  First there’s the burn in the back of the throat that makes me cough like a two-pack a day smoker… then, like a cat clawing a seat cushion, it travels down the esophagus into my stomach creating a reenactment of the Hindenburg disaster (Oh, the humanity!) before traveling back up my chest pushing my heart aside like a Black-Friday Walmart Christmas shopper causing me to leap to my feet and cry out like Chewbacca in heat…. I then pace back in forth across the room giving my head time to clear and the burning in my ears to subside before I sit back down and take another sip… you should try it…

Alamo Cocktail:

• 1½ oz bourbon whiskey
• 1½ oz tequila
• 1½ oz 151 proof rum
• ½ oz hot sauce
• a dash of black pepper

Drink Tip: Make sure your insurance premiums are paid and consult your doctor before drinking…

I think this video perfectly shows what each sip is like: