Baltic Murder Mystery

Baltic Murder Mystery drink recipe:

• 1 oz Crème de Cassis
• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 7-Up
• Slice of lemon

Parisian Cocktail

Parisian Cocktail – What better way to commemorate the opening of the Eiffel Tower and in true ugly American style, get liqueured up, climbing the Eiffel Tour and spitting on tourists below?  Slight problem… I’m not in Paris so I’ll just have to settle for gettin’ liqueured up and shouting French slurs at the Mexican landscapers working below my apartment balcony…

Parisian Cocktail:

• 1 oz dry vermouth
• 1 oz gin
• 1/4 oz  crème de cassis

Drink Tip: Before getting drunk and shouting obscenities at people outside your home, make sure you have an escape rout, you’d be surprised at teh damage a leaf blower can do when used as a weapon…

Sharing a Red Vodkatini with Khrushchev and Nixon

Red Vodkatini – Ahhh yes, the gool ol’ days of knocking back vodka drinks with our Cold War buddies… Nixon was an angry drunk, would start wars, break into office buildings and steal stuff… Khrushchev on the other hand… a real party guy and popular with the ladies…

Red Vodkatini:

• 2 oz vodka
• 1 oz vermouth
• splash of crème de cassis
• orange slice

Drink Tip: Know your limit – what kind of drunk are you?  Me?  I’m a happy drunk… I’ve been told I should drink more often…

Naked Pretzel

Naked Pretzel – Soooo…. a Naked Pretzel…. Whenever I write the blog posts for these drinks I usually search for an image that I can include with my image above.  I’m thinking “OK, what’s a naked pretzel… a pretzel with no salt…?  So I typed “naked pretzel” into Google’s image search… well let’s just say that a naked pretzel has absolutley nothing to do with baked snacks!  Just a warning, doing an image serch for “naked pretzel” is not a safe search on your office computer…

Naked Pretzel

• 3/4 oz vodka
• 1 oz melon liqueur
• 1/2 Crème de Cassis
• 2 oz pineapple juice

Drink Tip: A few of these Naked Pretzels and you may have the opportunity for a naked pretzel of a different kind *wink*